Glitter Geek

if glamour is an attitude, then we should all be sassy as hell

Anonymous asked: Hey na na whats my name?

Oh na na, what’s my name?
Oh na na, what’s my name?
Oh na na, what’s my name?
Oh na na, what’s my name?
Oh na na, what’s my name?
What’s my name, what’s my name?

barfingunicorn:

sciencebranchblues:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

It gets even better when you realize that was his entire strategy.
"I was the oldest bloke in the field and I knew that, skating four races back to back, I wasn’t going to have any petrol left in the tank. So there was no point in getting there and mixing it up because I was going to be in last place anyway. So I might as well stay out of the way and be in last place and hope that some people get tangled up."

this is how i get through life

barfingunicorn:

sciencebranchblues:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

It gets even better when you realize that was his entire strategy.

"I was the oldest bloke in the field and I knew that, skating four races back to back, I wasn’t going to have any petrol left in the tank. So there was no point in getting there and mixing it up because I was going to be in last place anyway. So I might as well stay out of the way and be in last place and hope that some people get tangled up."

this is how i get through life

(via troyesivan)

  • Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
  • Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
  • Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
  • Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

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troyesivan:

troyesbooty:

i see no difference

my reaction to someone telling me they don’t like chicken literally the same as obama’s to nuclear war